Alf the corgi, looking pleased
woof.
GOOD
BOY

I'mAlf.

A corgi. A diplomat. A monument. A genuinely excellent boy.

Everyone always has questions.

So I had a website made.

The short version

In brief.

Breed
Welsh Corgi Pembroke. Bearing: regal.
Specialism
Open water, closed rooms, royal monuments.
Temperament
Diplomatic. Treats non-negotiable.
References
Anyone who has ever met me.

Furnished on request. They are glowing.

In stone

Famous, like
the Queen's.

Corgis owe their fame to the Queen — and Britain has raised three statues to Her Majesty and her corgis. I have personally turned up at two of them. The bronze ones hold very still. I do not. You're welcome.

The Windsor Lady monument — bronze corgis, and the real one: Alf
↑ me, in the flesh
VERI­FIED
The bronze ones are statues. I am not.
№1 · The Windsor Lady · Windsor
Statue of Queen Elizabeth II in Oakham — bronze corgis, and Alf in the flesh with his humans
VERI­FIED
Two of three. The hat-trick is a matter of time.
№2 · Queen Elizabeth II · Oakham
Go look at me in Windsor ↗ …and again in Oakham ↗

Already fond of me? Open a photo and leave it a ❤️. I check.

The papers

Hotel, flight,
ceremony?

A hotel, a flight, a state ceremony — should anyone ask for paperwork, I have paperwork. Real, stamped, and faintly intimidating. Naturally.

Certificate of completion
Marking sheet
Service dog ID card for Alf

← swipe through the paperwork →

StatusCertified Cardiac Service Dog
HandlerYuliia Stadnyk
IssuedJan 9, 2025
Off duty

Just me.

Crossing the channel.
Off the clock.
Senior napping consultant.
My staff.
Considering my legacy.

A very
good boy.

If you've read this far, we both know you like me.

It really does open Google Maps. And I really do check.